his love endures forever;

Friday, July 04, 2008

We did a rather interesting thing during GP lesson today. Shall type it here since I'm supposed to type it out and send to Ms Huo anyway:)

Expectations of a husband:
- Drive cars and have a good sense of direction so as not to get lost.
- Not be afraid of insects and all kinds of creepy crawlies and must be able to catch them
- Bring family out for dinner and foot dinner bills
- Put up brave fronts, do not show signs of weakness especially during times of emergency eg. robbery, fire etc.
- Be gentlemenly
- Be the handyman, plumber, electrician, aircon maintenance man, car repair man etc.
- Pay for wivfe's credit card bill no matter how large the amount may be
- Go NS
- Shave periodically
- Work, endure bosses and colleagues
- Leave home at 7am, reach home at 9pm, and must still have energy to tend to wife and kids
- Take up the responsibility of disciplining the kids
- Go shopping with wife and kids and hold their shopping bags no matter how much you wish that you didn't have to do it.
- Sacrifice sleep on long car journeys
- Endure wife's nagging without complaining or retaliating
- Provide emotional support to spouse
- Research on soap opera to know what your wife is talking about
- Remember dates eg. wedding anniversary and plan romantic stuff
- Be able to hold liqour well
- Host guests
- Escort, send wife and children home especially when it is late at night
- Make important decisions
- know locations, context eg. movies, restaurants etc.
- be able to eat food that are liked by your children even though you don't like it
- eat leftover food while maintaining a good figure at the same time so as to stay attractive
- Interpret wife's actions and words correctly esp if she doesn't mean what she say
- Be a good 'liar' eg. complimenting your wife's dressing even when you think otherwise
- endure your wife's friends - those aunties that come to your house to play mahjong in the iddle of the night
- remain faithful
- be more tolerant to wife once every month until the age of 50

Wah so long haha!

Ok, shall start blogging abt today. Eh did instru stockcheck today. The high school sec 4s joined us for band prac. Then went for dinner and came home.

Got back math and chem mcq today. They were ok lah. didn't really expect much anyway.

I really don't wish to pass any judgement now.

Sorry if I sort of blamed it on you.

trumpets forever - 11:12 PM :)